National Dog-Grooming Association Press Release

Popular music is shit. A total cunting waste of time for vapid shit-eared dreamers with nothing better to do with their time but listen to ill-educated young men rap about their puny cocks, egomaniac lead singers project their self-loathing and forced-smile teens flaunt their tight little torsos and wretched white teeth. You want a hobby? Try dog-grooming instead.