Friday 19 September 2008

On my arrival in heaven

"Like the décor?"
"It's just white..."
"That's clean design..."
"Sterile. And what's this music?"
[embarrassed]
"Is this Coldplay?"
"Me and Chris are friends."
"This explains a lot."
"We're putting on a little do for you later... Mel Gibson's coming."
"Come on, you're embarrassing yourself..."
"French Fancy?"
"I'm going downstairs. This is rubbish... and there's no booze in this White Russian."